The Terms of Robert's Service

If you like black coffee, you'll like apathy.
If you like apathy, you'll like music.
If you like music, you'll like silence.
silence ∴ fire
fire ∴ moving pictures
moving pictures ∴ t-shirts
t-shirts ∴ pregnancy
pregnancy ∴ eating disorders
eating disorders ∴ toga parties
toga parties ∴ if you like
if you like ∴ recursion
recursion ∴ serif fonts
serif fonts ∴ genocide
genocide ∴ pathos
pathos ∴ chips