Facebook Updates: The Rejection Collection

is a xerox of your grandparents doing it on their wedding night.
! And in this corner, the '80s.
secretly likes things you hate.
dances with criticism.
is your knight in shining armour.
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is proliferating memes.
define:duplicity.