You are either stupid or don't like drinking

And because it amused me no end, here is the only response I have had to my drinking contest:

mensagem to me

leia depois questione isto pode mudar sua vida... pois a minha ja esta mudando....

>> LEIA AQUI! <<


I ran that through a couple of different translation services and came up with very little, which leaves me to conclude that it is most likely poorly spelled Spanish. I have no idea what the significance of the name mensagem is. I'm pretty sure it's a spam email. Thus the title of this post is aimed squarely at you, dear reader. Was it too difficult? Or am I writing for an audience (and I find this unlikely in the extreme) of teetotalers? If it's the first problem, I'll make it easy on you. Guess one of the drink names that I made up, and I'll owe you a beverage of your choice. If it's the second there is nothing I can do for you.